Situation 805: ” I think my husband is cheating on me and my pet knows it!”

Morning Danger what’s going on Loui!

So my husband and I are no longer speaking because I believe he is having an affair. He strayed once before and promised to never do it again. The reason I think he is seeing someone else is because our pet cockatoo has been talking differently lately and saying things like “Hey baby”, “You’re the best” and “I want you”. My husband says the bird is crazy and that he is not seeing someone else. My cockatoo imitates what he hears. Should I believe the bird or my husband?