Hi guys. This has to rank high on the list of dumbest things I’ve ever done. Over the weekend, my girlfriend and I were going at it exceptionally well. Afterwards, in our post-coital glory, she turned to me and said, modestly, “I’ve got to be one of the best you’ve ever been with.” I was kind of taken aback because it seemed out of character and presumptuous. Not that she’s not phenomenal, but the crazy weekend I spent with a stripper on mushrooms is going to be tough to beat. So, I…being the moron that I am…actually took some time to think about it. Way too long, it turns out. And then, I for some stupid reason blurted out, “I’d put you third.” The rest of the weekend didn’t go well. How do I clean this mess up? I didn’t mean to insult her, but I clearly stepped in it. (email your situation to: listeners@957thebeatfm.com)
