13. Macaroni salad that’s been sitting out in the sun
12. A drink made by Bill Cosby
11. Tears from my ex
10. Gas station sushi
9. A stranger sitting in a white van w/ blacked out windows offering me free candy
8. A shark with a “pet me” sign
7. Michael Vick walking my dog
6. MORE tears from my ex
5. Lil Kim’s plastic surgeon
4. A buffet at a strip club
3. IG “models”
2. An elevator ride with Ray Rice
1. Some one asking me for $ then telling me not to worry, they’ll pay me back
bonus: The Patriots!!!! lol
